| COLIN F | Hi I'm Professor Colin Fletcher  |
| DR A. | And I'm Doctor Amanda. Hi. Hello Embarrassedguy. Please, tell us your technical problem. |
| EMBARRASSEDGUY | Hey Govexperts. It's quite personal. |
| DR A. | Don't be shy. It's completely anonymous...I know, why not ask a hypothetical question? |
| EMBARRASSED | Good idea - - I'm talking about a hypothetical guy who has hypothetically been following his wife around getting paranoid hypothetically been taking pictures of her. |
| DR A. | Tricky -- Embarrassedguy, we're government-approved scientific experts. Not therapists! |
| EMBARRASSED | Well, hypothetically of course maybe he's hypothetically caught the bitch in bed with his best friend who's just a dirty snake.
ADVERTISEMENTSnakeheads: emissaries of death.Showing tonight on the Endeavour Max channel.
And hypothetically, what if things got out of hand a bit and he'd woken up from a murderous daze to find himself in standing in a bed of blood. Hypothetically. And he's got to be at working in half an hour. |
| COLIN F | Is this really a science question? |
| EMBARRASSED | I am a student of forensic pathology. |
| DR A. | Better |
| EMBARRASSED | And this carnage is my work |
| DR A. | Your work? |
| EMBARRASSED | Homework. Sorry typo. .Hypothetical homework. How does someone could remove all forensic evidence. |
| COLIN F | You'd better get yourself a big bucket of bleach. |
| DR A. | That's right Colin! Bleach destroys genetic evidence like DNA, even fingerprints! Stop us if we're getting too complicated. |
| EMBARRESSED GUY | No that makes lots of sense. |
| COLIN F | Is that your question answered, Embarrassedguy? |
| EMBARRASSEDGUY | Thanks Govexperts! LOL. Got to get to work. |