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COLIN FHi I'm Professor Colin Fletcher
DR A.And I'm Doctor Amanda. Hi. Hello Embarrassedguy. Please, tell us your technical problem.
EMBARRASSEDGUYHey Govexperts. It's quite personal.
DR A.Don't be shy. It's completely anonymous...I know, why not ask a hypothetical question?
EMBARRASSEDGood idea - - I'm talking about a hypothetical guy who has hypothetically been following his wife around getting paranoid hypothetically been taking pictures of her.
DR A.Tricky -- Embarrassedguy, we're government-approved scientific experts. Not therapists!
EMBARRASSEDWell, hypothetically of course maybe he's hypothetically caught the bitch in bed with his best friend who's just a dirty snake.


And hypothetically, what if things got out of hand a bit and he'd woken up from a murderous daze to find himself in standing in a bed of blood. Hypothetically. And he's got to be at working in half an hour.
COLIN FIs this really a science question?
EMBARRASSEDI am a student of forensic pathology.
DR A.Better
EMBARRASSEDAnd this carnage is my work
DR A.Your work?
EMBARRASSEDHomework. Sorry typo. .Hypothetical homework. How does someone could remove all forensic evidence.
COLIN FYou'd better get yourself a big bucket of bleach.
DR A.That's right Colin! Bleach destroys genetic evidence like DNA, even fingerprints! Stop us if we're getting too complicated.
EMBARRESSED GUYNo that makes lots of sense.
COLIN FIs that your question answered, Embarrassedguy?
EMBARRASSEDGUYThanks Govexperts! LOL. Got to get to work.